Hello, Monday. Hello, Melissa.

• Monday, back in the government health care saddle!  $$ Market up! Melissa Lee seems unfazed.
• What the health care bill means for you.
• Amazon develops Kindle app for the iPad.  Kind of interesting.  Does this make folks want to buy a Kindle when they can get the same functionality on the iPad via an app?  I think the Kindle is dead. 
• Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius says that, despite a new CBS News poll showing widespread skepticism and confusion, Americans will be "enthusiastic" about the health reform bill passed by the House of Representatives once they understand it.
• Greece and debt…  Prospects of Greece getting a European aid package grew more distant Monday after Germany made the strongest suggestion yet that the International Monetary Fund should handle a bailout if Greece is threatened with insolvency.
• What makes a single guy undateable?  Guys who eat salads?  Really?
• With the health care debate all but over, Americans turn their focus back to the important things in life, like Dancing With the Stars!  I’m going out on a line here, but I don’t think Buzz Aldrin lasts too long.  Thumbing through the profile pics of the new dancers, I’m pulling for many weeks of Erin Andrews and Nicole Scherzinger.
• The porn star ex-wife of Sandra Bullock's hubby has reportedly decided to take him to court to get custody of their daughter.  Jesse James' ex-wife, Janine Lindermulder, will fight for custody after it was revealed last week that he had an affair with tattooed temptress and Hitler-loving hussy Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.  WTH, I guess I live a real boring life.
• IRS warns of Dirty Dozen tax scams!