Am I Eligible to Upgrade to the iPhone 4S

I just checked ATT, trying upgrade to the iPhone 4S. I have a fat gift card at the ready, so why not?

Well, I bought my iPhone 4 in July 2010.

And the answer is...

Sure. I can get the iPhone 4S 16-gig model, as long as I sign up for a 2-year contract and pay $449 plus an $18 upgrade fee.

Hahahahah. ROTF LMAO.

I'm sure I will share that story with the Verizon store sales staff in July 2011, when I buy the latest Android phone with a 4-inch screen and 4G data service.

I guess I will use the gift card on headphones. Lots of them.