"Police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos has overturned, spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway. "
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"Mahoney says no charges have been filed but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies."
"Remove?" Hmmm....
From Yahoo Finance: Stocks continue to sport solid gains as all ten of the major economic sectors are trading in the green.
Everything green. Free Oreos on the highway. Life's good.