Superdelegates? Supertraders!
The Democrats have Superdelegates. This way, if the voters decide on a certain candidate, the Superdelegates can step in and select a different candidate to represent the party.
Why not have Supertraders on Wall Street? That way, if sellers send the market down, the Supertraders can step in and send the market higher.
Wait... I think they call that the Plunge Protection Team.
Nevermind.