Drunk Dialing

* This article on Drunk Dialing was pretty funny. It is in those dark hours of late night and wee hours of early morn, when most people have retired their cellphones for overnight charging, that intoxicated revelers flip open their cellphones and dial into regret.

* Did you see the list of Democrats who support Social Security Choice?

* Stock market gapped up and flatlined all day. If you weren't long friday at the close, sorry Charlie. You missed it!

* Speaking of Charlie, did you see Charlie's Angels Full Throttle? YEESH. That was a bad one.

* Michael Jackson jury slection... I can't imagine being on that trial. I guess you could line up a book deal later.

* "Dude," he slurred onto his boss's voice mail, "I just wanted to tell you that I'm in Rome right now," more slurring, "and I am loving life." Click.

* The Police are reuniting without Sting? What's the point?

* They call anyone who might answer, leave messages for those who don't and continue to plumb the entries in their phone books until they are finally greeted with a sleepy, oftentimes cranky voice.

* I have no idea how Jim Cramer's stock picks perform. His radio show is kind of fun. On his radio show, he plays the I Love Lucy theme whenever he talks about Lucent.

* One thing about the stock market the past week or so, is that people sound a lot like they did late summer 2004. Even though the market started to move up, they didn't like it. There were so many reasons they thought it'd continue down or sideways. Yet, the market went up anyways. By the time these folks were bullish, most of the move was done. Is this a similar period? I hope folks keep "not liking" the rallies.

* Drunk Dialing's SlackerTown.com. Bunch of drunks calling and leaving messages.