Well, that'll about do it for a Fun Factory Thursday. Load up the bus and take 'em home.
So the "world powers" strike some sort of accord on what to offer Iran in hopes to lure them back to the bargaining table. They're mum on the details though, so I thought I'd make a few up... The "world powers" are including in their accord package: a one-year deal to play running back for the Toronto Argonauts; the rights to a 12th season of 7th Heaven; Cramer to give Iran a "booyah" on Mad Money; 51% controlling interest in the Maxim 100 list; and a promise that the next season of "24" will have CTU losing to the terrorists. That ought to get 'em back to the table, eh?
AMD saw it's shares gain as they set to launch a new laptop chip. Well think how much it'd pop if they'd have lauched a new laptop chick instead.
Alright. Getting too goofy.
Hey, you never know when you might be on a speakerphone. So be very careful what you say. Overheard in the Office! Hurry up and read it... That'd be a bummer when the "girl" comes down the next day, eh? Of course, these are the kind of icebreakers that ultimately end up blossoming into a long relationship. And make for an interesting "How did you guys meet?" story.
What are the top 9 market timers saying about June? Check out Mark Hulbert. They're all bullish!
Thursday's Other Stuff...
Well, that'll about do it for a Fun Factory Thursday. Load up the bus and take 'em home.
So the "world powers" strike some sort of accord on what to offer Iran in hopes to lure them back to the bargaining table. They're mum on the details though, so I thought I'd make a few up... The "world powers" are including in their accord package: a one-year deal to play running back for the Toronto Argonauts; the rights to a 12th season of 7th Heaven; Cramer to give Iran a "booyah" on Mad Money; 51% controlling interest in the Maxim 100 list; and a promise that the next season of "24" will have CTU losing to the terrorists. That ought to get 'em back to the table, eh?
AMD saw it's shares gain as they set to launch a new laptop chip. Well think how much it'd pop if they'd have lauched a new laptop chick instead.
Alright. Getting too goofy.
Hey, you never know when you might be on a speakerphone. So be very careful what you say. Overheard in the Office! Hurry up and read it... That'd be a bummer when the "girl" comes down the next day, eh? Of course, these are the kind of icebreakers that ultimately end up blossoming into a long relationship. And make for an interesting "How did you guys meet?" story.
