$XOM Must Come up with Pipeline Safety Plan

The government orders $XOM to come up with a pipeline safety plan, following the leak into the Yellowstone River.

For some reason, on this 105 degree day in Sacramento, that reminded me of my childhood, where my dad tried to fix the leaks in our backyard 3' doughboy pool. How did he do it? Duct tape.

For the longest time, I thought it was Duck tape.

How successful was the duct tape? Well, I certainly hope Exxon has better luck with whatever means they come up with.
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Disclosure: Long $XOM, No position in Duck tape