Realty TV vs Politics

Talk about your reality TV, suddenly The West Wing is extremely boring compared to what's going on in the White House! Here's how a program summary might read in your TV preview weekly:

On this week's episode of The White House, armed terrorist bands cross the border from Mexico after the President cut the budget of the border patrol. The nations of Iran and Syria form a military alliance, and prepare to battle the US in the Middle East. North Korea announces their nuclear weapons are at the ready, and demands immediate negotians. And a gay prostitute secretly gains access to the White House. Starring George Bush as President, Dick Cheney as Vice President, and this week, American Idol's 2004 winner Fantasia, reprises her roll as Secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice.

Is it just me? Does this whole thing look like a White House attempt to compete with Desperate Housewives? Is there an email address where we can send in our ideas for future script ideas?