Battle for Iraq

I have an idea for how to resolve this conflict. It'd take some help from Microsoft. We need to encourage Bill Gates to produce a "Battle for Iraq" XBOX game. We could let Sony and Nintendo try to come up with one, too. But it has to be realistic and challenging. Then we invite the factions in Iraq over to compete over a weekend in an XBOX challenge, winner take all.

The game would contain more violence than you can shake a stick at, with absolutely no blood shed! In addition, each side would get skill level bumps for blowing up schools, malls, and such, with extra lives for taking out civilians. Oh, and the ADULT HIDDEN FEATURE of the game would be if you are successful at suicide bombing, there's a special XXX animation clip involving 72 virgins. Game stores might pull the game from the shelves, but it may go a long way in creating World Peace.

What do you think?

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