Candy Pumpkins

Get this.

I come in to the Fun Factory today, and an email in my in-box says "Help yourself to free candy in the break room!" I go take a look, and it's a bag of candy pumpkins.

Hello? It's April. You couldn't possibly get any further on the calendar from Halloween (either way). It's too early for the 2005 candy pumpkins, so these babies have been sitting around in somebody's pantry since last Halloween! Not that anybody could tell the difference, but why not wait until September before you bring these bad boys in?

I kind of wanted to reply, and tell the person "Hey, if you have any yellow and pink peeps, you might want to bring them in now instead of waiting until October."