Is Ken Lay really dead? Was it a government conspiracy? Is Ken Lay alive? You be the judge!
My take: "As the paramedics left, a black car sped away from the garage at 80mph being driven by one witness described as Vice President Dick Cheney accompanied by an unidentified passenger wearing a ball cap. The witness described the unidentified passenger as 'laughing his ass off' as the car vanished around the corner."
Hey, let the rumors of a witness protection program begin!
And from around the web...
- Ken Lay Lives!!! at Blogger. Describes how he faked his death, his relationship with President Bush, etc.
- The Ken Lay conspiracy at CNN.
- The Ken Lay confusion on Wikipedia.
- Dvorak Uncensored ain't buying it. Too convenient!
- Scott Adams over at the Dilbert Blog has his ideas on Ken Lay.
- Ken Lay is Dead... Or is He? from The ZehnKatzen Times.
- Further Thoughts on the Deadest Guy in the Room from Shakespeare's Sister.
In Edit: Hey, if Ken Lay is in a witness protection program, where is he and what is his new identity? A soybean farmer in Iowa? It couldn't be in a small town like Hinton, where everyone knows everybody. Can't just drop a 64 yr old man in there. Folks would know, and ask questions. How about an assistant manager at a pizza place in Fresno, CA? Most of the teenagers working at a place like that probably don't know who Ken Lay is and might not be able to find Texas on a map. Plus, Fresno is a big enough city out of the limelight. Hmm....