Life Imitates Commercials

Have you seen the commercial where the 4 guys are in the car, and the driver tells a joke?

Driver: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!"

Everyone in the car splits a gut laughing, and then one guy says, "Good one boss!" The driver, the boss, then realizes that he's not one of the guys, and that he's being kissed-up.

Today, I'm walking back from the cafe with a to-go lunch, and my boss sees me.

Boss: "What's for lunch?"

Me: "A veggie sandwich."

Boss: "Are you a vegetarian?"

Me: "Yeah, what the heck."

Boss: "You know what the Native American translation is for vegetarian? 'Lousy Hunter.'"

Me: "HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAH, GOOD ONE!"