As you know, there are tons of "Deadeye" Dick Cheney jokes going around because the Vice President shot someone while hunting. FWIW... Here are some:
- Somebody here at the Fun Factory: "Now, does anyone else have any questions about the Domestic Spying issue?"
- Leno: "When the ambulance got there, out of force of habit they put Cheney on the stretcher. ... When people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent."
- Jon Stewart urged viewers never to let their children go on hunting trips with the vice president. "I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land, or energy regulation they're trying to get lifted. It's just not worth it."
- Rush Limbaugh: "Would you rather go hunting with Dick Cheney or riding in a car over a bridge with Ted Kennedy?" (The punch line: At least Cheney takes you to the hospital.)
- Sydney Morning Herald: "Cheney hunts quail and everyone else ducks."
- David Letterman: "Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: it's Dick Cheney."